September 16, 2005 - September 16, 2026

Happy 21st Birthday, Patootie!

To my beautiful patootie, my bebo, my bubu, my cutie ompie pie, mi amor, mi cariño, my everything: happy 21. I made this little world for the most amazing girl in da wooooorld.

Play this while you scroll, patootie

A Little Walk Down Memory Lane

Slowly, dramatically, and very much like a museum dedicated to my favorite person.

11 Things I Love About You

  1. The way you make every activity special. Bowling, eating sushi, or walking in the meadows only feels truly special when you are there.
  2. When you puff up your cheeks and do that little angry-cute face. It destroys me every time.
  3. How absolutely adooowabwe you look when you're sleepy.
  4. How much effort you put into everything, even the little things like cooking me a tortilla, bread with tomato, or soggy crisps.
  5. Your amazing sense of style. You have transformed your bebo into a cutie.
  6. Beeeing your little spooon. But I will be the larger spooon for you. It is 100% worth it.
  7. When you get competitive with me: sudoku, GeoGuessr, Wordle, chesso in Appleton... everything. I love watching my determined little baby beat maa asss.
  8. Getting bobbaaa with youuuu.
  9. The way you get shy after not seeing me for a whiiile. I get the butterflies too, bubu, and I wooov it.
  10. Deciding Instagram posts together like we are running a very serious international brand.
  11. The fact that you are maa bweebbooo. I wouldn't change a single thing.

The "How Well Do You Know Us?" Test

Click on the cards to reveal the answers. Some are facts. Some are traps. All are legally romantic.

What was I actually wearing on our first date?

A red hoodie and skinny jeans. Your bebo did not yet know how to dress.

When did you realize I was interested in you? And when was your first suspicion?

I realized when you said yes to the date. I started being suspicious when we flirted on Teams, the least romantic platform ever invented.

What song or music did you discover through me and love?

I loved the Bridgerton music. It was a style I had not really listened to before, and that playlist makes everything feel special. I am ofc not counting our song: debi tirar mas fotos.

Who holds all of the cards in this relationship?

You. Obviously you, patootie. It is not even close.

What will be our next trip together?

Madrid, Bilbao, Barcelona, or Paris. Any of them, as long as I get to go with you.

What is my favorite memory together?

When I was hugging you from the back in front of the mirror in your old flat on McDonald Road, the first time I slept over at your place.

The Official Birthday Weekend

This is specifically for YOUR birthday, princess. From September 25th to September 27th, I am coming to celebrate you properly, in person, with my full heart.

A knight rides forth with roses bright,
To reach your castle gates by night.
Princess patootie, hear my plea,
Open the doors and come with me.
One birthday date, one hand to hold,
And I will win your heart like gold.

Will you do me the honor of being my birthday girl, my princess, and my date?